"ADVENTURES of tha Fake-Ass-Fiend & Le LongKangFace Sidekick!" [Chapter Uno]

Dear MATES, before you embark on your lil insignificant adventure & seek to rile up unsupecting peeps who just can't five a guck:-

Lesson No. 1- Never get on my bad side. Dun even try to tread on my bad side. No matter who u are. This is not a threat. It is a muthafucken promise.

Lesson No. 2- Never mistake my kindness as an avenue to step on my head. I am nice because I choose to be and never ever mistake that as a sign of weakness.

Lesson No. 3- Never be deluded. Once you're blacklisted…do expect to reap lifetime benefits of my shitlist!